Green Eggs (Field Reporter Exry)

Well todays Friday fuck you comes straight from our reporter in the field.

Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Suess. a childrens classic about the importance of trying new things...almost everyone has read it and understands at some point the message conveyed...NOT HERE.

i tried to make green eggs for St. Patricks day brunch and low and behold all the pussies here freaked out and bitched and complained...honest ta god its green food coloring!!! theres no need to get all up set, and chances are you went back to your dorm and are gonna talk about it for the rest of the week.

people here really are such pussies. we have to edit our speech, edit our meals, and even edit the color of our eggs b/c this is where all the over sensitive people go to college, can you imagine what life would be like for them if they went to a State school or university.

who knows maybe it will even come up at community meeting and for that i'll say "you will like them you will see, try them try them 1...2...3"

~Exry