...Asian plague of disastrous proportions

First off I apologize for missing a few weeks but when I am up here at school not much pisses me off; well at least not enough for me to write about it.
But for the past week or so I have been strangely ill with what we Sterling folk have dubbed the "plague" for its incredibly contagious habits and numerous symptoms. The plague started in Japan and made its way back here the good ole USA from our returning school mates. So now every one here is exhibiting different symptoms, I have been fortunate enough to obtain this plague, which first started off as a runny / blocked nose and then moved on to leaving me freezing cold in the middle of the day when it was not out plus a fever. Along with that comes violent stomach pains which makes you feel as though you either need to vomit or shit your brains out as well as loss of appetite. So this has been my welcome back here for the past week. So to this Asian plague of disastrous proportions I give a HUGE FUCK YOU!