...Junk Ass Car Hoarders

Alright if anyone has talked to me recently I’m sure they have heard me rant about this one. As you all know it is summer and with the summer comes the demolition derbies. But unfortunately for some reason no one is selling old cars anymore, not even the fucking junk yards! I call up the junk yards and ask them if they have any cars for the derbies I get an immediate NO, only one junk yard was willing to look but unfortunately the cheapest he would sell me a car was $650! My price range right now is about $250-$300 dollars, possibly which is a huge possibly I could go to $400. And when I call these places and they tall me they have no cars for the derbies I get pissed because I know that they do I mean they are a freaking junk yard! Isn’t that what they do? Keep old junk cars for future use?!? And it’s not like in picky I just want something that runs and drives, I’m not asking for a certain type or size of car. And you never see the type of cars that you can use in the derbies for sale in front of peoples houses either anymore, I stopped and asked one guy about a car that was in his drive way that was filled with crap and hadn't been driven in 2 years (it had a ‘06 sticker) and I didn’t even get “car is for sale” out of my mouth before he said “NO” all I said was “I was wondering if the…” needless to say he was an asshole about it. And said that if he took out the exhaust and radiator and battery and took the car to the junk yard he could get way more than what I was offering him, but in reality that fat fuck wouldn’t even be able to lie down on the ground to do any of that shit. There is till 2 more cars that I see all the time that just sit there and I'm gunna ask about them this week, but I'm sure ill get a no, which means that I will not be doing the derby this summer which is a huge fucking bummer. So to all the goddamn fucking junk ass car hoarders FUCK YOU! SELL ME YOUR GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT CAR SO I CAN HAVE SOME FUN!