This weeks fuck you is actually a rewind to almost one year ago, to popssibly one of the best fuck you i ever gave, thats right its the return of the soup fuck you. enjoy :)
February 3rd 2006
welcome back again the "friday fuck you" for a nother exciting adventure in what pisses me off. this weeks fuck you goes out to Soup. no soup is not a nickname for some one i know or a place but it is just what it says... soup. i do not like soup, for me soup is not yummy or convenient, but overly wasteful. as the mainly carnivorus person that i am vegtables rank very low on the food chain. and Soup mainly consists of veggies! so if i do decide to consume a bowl of the brothy goodness it seems to me to be a waste of food. for the only part of the meal i eat is the broth, leaving a pile of green type foods on the bottom of the bowl. i dont like to waste food so soup doesnt make much sense to me, there are just a few exceptions to this 'fuck you'
1. Chicken noddle Soup - it contains chicken(meat) and noodles(pasta) chicken and pasta is a good meal.
2. Beef Stew - not exactly a soup but in the same family. and it once agian contains meat.
3. broccoli and cheddar soup - it contians broccoli one of my favorite vegtables and also cheddar thats it nothing else, no hidden surprises in my soup here.
so you may be asking yourself "why soup? why has this inanimate object become the subject of an intire journal entry and why are you saying 'fuck you' to soup?? well i am saying 'fuck you' to soup for making itself a very easy meal to create and for my school for serving it every day, and once this week it was served for both lunch and dinner! taht is why is say "FUCK YOU" Soup!
Friday, February 9, 2007
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2 comments:
that was probably the funniest thing i ever read. and i totally have to agree with you, i also hate soup for pretty much the same reasons. but i do have to add one. ITS NOT FILLING!!!
Joe
Is there ever going to be a week where nothing bothers you? It seems that something pisses you off every week. Relax, take a chill pill. Peace dude
Andy
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