...all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle

Okay so my job is really digging under my skin, I have gone from an environmentalist to a parking attendant, and yah this happens every year but usually not this fast so don’t have to deal with it as long. So now the beach is entirely open and now very one and there fucking brother is coming out to make my life miserable. And the worst of them is the god damn fucking all wheel drive piece of shit cars, instead of the four wheel drive that they should have they have all wheel drive, and the say it with such pride, fuck you. Your little Subaru might be good In the snow with one front wheel and one rear wheel driving you forward but you know what it isn’t gunna do shit for a foot and a half of soft sand. Just face it your little fucking family wagon Subaru, Lexus, and Honda piece of crap cars are not meant to run with the big dogs. You want to come out and drive o the beach get a fucking pick up truck, something with some clearance! I ma tired of pushing your sorry ass out of the sand, first of all its not fun for me when I go to push you out and your spray sand and rocks in my face when you slam on the gas after I just told you to go easy, speed is not going to help you get out. And its always the women, its true guys just have a knowledge about trucks and how to operate a four wheel drive, not to say guys never get stuck but its mostly women. So don’t bring your station wagon on my beach, and don’t honk at me from your car trying to get my attention; I see you, you fucking idiot I'm not looking at you for a reason. Here’s how a four wheel drive works… Step one PUT IT IN NUETRAL BEFORE SHIFTING!!! This way the gears are free to change with out grinding or slipping. Second step GO SLOW I know this is hard for every ones fast track lives, but it will fucking help majorly. Spinning your tires will not help one bit and makes me feel less obligated to help because I can instantly see you have no idea what your doing. It is no where in my job description to help stuck vehicles. So if any more of these fucking low to the ground, all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle get stuck FUCK YOU I'm not helping!