....leg shaking sons of bithces

Ok so this is defiantly something that can piss me off at times. You know when you are sitting in class and then all of a sudden an earthquake hits! So you run and duck for cover under the desk. While under there you notice that it's not an earthquake it's some one involuntarily shaking their leg! Now this drives me nuts, I can't stand this, if for some reason your leg is shaking hard and or fast enough that it moves the whole table, and then you need to get some pills for RLS or something, switch positions do something to stop the god damn shaking! If your shaking makes my mug bounce across the table then you have a serious problem, you're like a fucking dog that is getting scratched in that very special spot of his and his leg just goes nuts against his will! Sometimes this isn't involuntary; sometimes people do it because they are bored or focusing really hard on a test and all that energy that they have built up go strait to their leg! So to all you leg shaking sons of bitches that do it on purpose or not, FUCK YOU.
Video of what i am talking about, yes you can find anything on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f483gtXyvYk

...mysterious self adding “friend”

Friday Fuck You... mysterious self adding “friend”
Ok so what the fuck is this all about? Am reading my bulletins when I see one from "brother" interesting I don't recognize the name and the picture is kinda small. So I click on the picture to go to the profile, and its some 22 year old guy from Salt Lake City?!? What the fuck?! Who the hell is this? Looking at the pictures I still have no idea who this is. Next stop is the friends list, look for some one in common and maybe I know them through that person and forgot about adding them… browsing friends list… nope don't see any one I know and he doesn't have 1000 friends or anything so he's not a friend whore as far as I can tell. The only thing I can think of is that maybe he is from www.WheresGeroge.com because I know a few people from the forums on there but I don't usually friend them cause even if I talk to them a lot on the forums they are still some what strangers. Another possibility is that some one else was browsing profiles and didn't realize they were on my profile or something and added him but that doesn't make any sense really. So I have no fucking Idea how this fucker got on my friends list, who he is, or how long he has been on my list. As far as I can tell I have no connection to this persona t all so I don't know why I would add him or even why he would add me! So FUCK YOU mysterious self adding "friend" you're a creep and I don't want you to be on my friends list, cause really it freaks me out of how you got there with out me knowing.

P.S.What would every one think about possibly moving this to a blog site like Blogger? i would make sure that its not to hard to find or that you have to sign up for all sorts of crazy shit, just the site. Let me know it may not even happen but i was just wondering. Its just because some people who i know read this are now no longer on Myspace and cant read it any more.

...lazy ass fucking MySpace ‘hackers’

This weeks Friday fuck you deal directly with MySpace. And I'm sure every one will agree with me on this on. So recently I have notice a lot more of peoples pages getting hacked into, or fished into; where they obtain your password and then overlap there own HTML onto your profile. Now this really fucking pisses me off. So there is some one out there fishing for peoples passwords and when they get it (they is really just a computer program used to find passwords, that's why they never change it on you) they post comments and pictures or bulletins masking themselves as you, a real person. And what gets me more about this than anything is the reason they are doing this… to spread the word about their business! It's not for your identity, your bank information, or even to pretend to be you because you're prettier than they are! No it's just to spread the word of their website! Now that really makes me want to go and support your website because you sent a computer program after me and obtained my profile password, just so you don't have to spend money on real advertisements!! Here's a hint for you... No one wants a $500 gift card to Macy's especially when it says that "Bob" just took a picture of the card for proof and now all of a sudden "Bob" has a nice French manicure!! WTF Bob why didn't you tell me you were a cross dresser, and that you loved Macy's so much! We know it's not own friends. My friends don't want me to re-mortgage my house; they know I don't own a house! So to all you lazy ass fucking MySpace 'hackers' get a real job and quit fucking around with our shit! To that we all give you a big FUCK YOU!

...life draining, dignity and soul stealing class

Well seeing how it is Friday and I am at my computer I will begin to write and maybe just maybe something will come into my head that will piss me off. Let me start off with some details about what is going on with me right now. First of all it's snowing up here... has been for the last two days, I like that so that's not what this will be about. School sucks but that's no surprise, and this next Wednesday is thanks giving break but unfortunately I have class (BRV) on Tuesday afternoon so I have to stick around till then... this could be about that class... yah I think I will do that. Well for those that don't know what the class is ill tell you a bit about it; so basically this class is an oral history class, we have to go to people in the area and interview them, its not that hard really the interview could be about anything and with any one. But its sucks, no one wants to be in this class for fun. The only reason any one is taking it is for the high level humanities credit with writing, no one wants to be doing this. And we had to buy this huge book that is filled with I guess stuff on oral history I don't know I don't read it. And the ones that I have read are awful stories that don't grab my attention at all, so I don't bother reading them. No one in the class reads them you can tell, a few people do and out of a class of 8 that's not really high numbers. So on Friday mornings we have this class and I am always late because I cook breakfast on Friday mornings so I usually get there 5-10 minutes late and every one knows why, but i still get dirty looks from one of the teachers every time, and the other is just a nut case most of the time laughing uncontrollably at not so funny things while every one else remains emotionless wondering why they are laughing. And today we got a talk about why we should do the readings because it's a class and blah blah blah but they are so dull and I don't blame people for not reading them, sure they are relevant but I think there could be better books to read other than these. Any ways the class just drives me nuts cause I'm only stomaching this for the credits not for the experiences or to be closer to my community, like I said last class "I like the bubble" referring to Sterling College. I don't feel that I need to reach out and be an active part of this community when I'm only gunna be here for this short time. So boohoo no one likes your fucking class deal with it or make it better, so this Friday fuck you goes out to BRV, the class not the people or the teachers but the class as whole. It sucks half the class hates their partners or at least you can tell they don't really want to work together and no one really wanted to do the interviews, so to you life draining, dignity and soul stealing class FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU.

...electronic little bugs from cyber space

Attention all! This is a very important Friday Fuck You because it has taken a while for me to find a worth while thing to post about, because normally my time at sterling is enjoyable; but boy is this one a doozie.

So this all started this past Thursday when I woke up and went on my computer to check me emails like I do every morning, and saw that I had an update for the new AIM that was out so I click on it and head to breakfast. Upon returning from breakfast I just head right out for class. After I had my class I come back to my computer to find it flooded with pop ups and notifications about viruses and warning of all types. Freaked out I start X'in them all out so I can see what the hell is the matter. Well some how between breakfast and class a virus... excuse me multiple viruses got into my computer and clogged up the whole thing. So now I go around searching for what it is so I can get rid of it, no luck it just keep getting more frustrating and I am beginning to lose it. After about 20 or 30 minutes of holding it in I slam my fist on the desk while screaming obscenities at the computer at the top of my lungs. So I grab my car keys and head out driving to who knows where, well I end up driving for about an hour going all over Vermont, wanting to speed more than I was but the fucking dirt roads I was on was slowing me down. By the end of the drive I was much more calm and just turned off my computer where it has remained in that state till now when I just turned it back on. But what is still happening is I have a new toolbar on my internet which I can't get rid of, still have the random pop ups telling me to down load this soft ware to fix the problem… well I'm not that dumb I'm not going to fucking click on a website that pops up after I get a virus that's is how you make things work. Every thing is incredibly slow and I still am getting pop up and notifications saying I have a problem. So now I got to go and get my computer cleaned out this weekend when I go home. So to all the fucking electronic little bugs from cyber space living inside my fucking computer slowing it down and causing me to go insane FUCK YOU!

...Asian plague of disastrous proportions

First off I apologize for missing a few weeks but when I am up here at school not much pisses me off; well at least not enough for me to write about it.
But for the past week or so I have been strangely ill with what we Sterling folk have dubbed the "plague" for its incredibly contagious habits and numerous symptoms. The plague started in Japan and made its way back here the good ole USA from our returning school mates. So now every one here is exhibiting different symptoms, I have been fortunate enough to obtain this plague, which first started off as a runny / blocked nose and then moved on to leaving me freezing cold in the middle of the day when it was not out plus a fever. Along with that comes violent stomach pains which makes you feel as though you either need to vomit or shit your brains out as well as loss of appetite. So this has been my welcome back here for the past week. So to this Asian plague of disastrous proportions I give a HUGE FUCK YOU!

...highly decorated, incredibly vibrant license plate

Well today while Angela and I were in Petsmart we had made our purchases and left the store. During our exit I notice this…



What the fuck is this! I can't stand this you get a new sticker you put it over the old one or peel the old one off and then put it in the corner that clearly says "year". Now why would you want to have all of these freaking stickers all over your plate! So you can show off to the people driving behind you how many years you have had this plate?! This guy has stickers on there from 1995; that is over 10 years ago!! And as you can tell by the picture I think this guy final realized that maybe he should put stickers over other sticks instead of going around the entire plate. So I bet that there was once sticker from '91 and '93 under the '07 and '09 ones. This plate was so freaking colorful that I thought I was having an acid trip or something, I would not be surprised if small children walked by this car and just fell down and started convulsing! And since we are on this why not go deeper… 5 numbers?! What are you're from fucking Florida? Are you to special for a sequence of 6 number and letters like every one else in Mass? Just for having this on your car makes me want to rear end your car! Over all this highly decorated, incredibly vibrant license plate defiantly deserves a big FUCK YOU! from me.