REWIND...evil symphonizing crickets from hell

Ive done it before and I'm doing it again! its a fuck you rewind! this posting come from August of 2007. so for some of you it may be new some it might not be, but its happening all over again and i cant stand it! so here it is.

This weeks Friday Fuck You goes out to the reason that I have trouble sleeping at night, Crickets. Yes crickets, those little tiny freaking bugs that love to make noise. Now I love the sounds of crickets when I am camping out in the woods away from every thing and anything. but the crickets I am talking about live in my room, now keep in mind that I live in the basement so I don't find it that strange that they are there. So anyways the sound of crickets is usually a soothing sound that reminds people of the great out doors. But alas not me, you see these crickets are in my room as I have stated. And when they are in my room they then become loud as hell! These little evil bastards with their tiny violins from hell do not stop with their continual music. I stomped out 4 of them last night and still they are there in numbers probably more than I can imagine. When they are playing this symphony of violent decibels they are playing it within the furnace, which only makes it louder! So to all you little evil symphonizing crickets from hell FUCK YOU! And your little violins of fire.

Here's a video to explain it what i have to listen to non stop....



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...all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle

Okay so my job is really digging under my skin, I have gone from an environmentalist to a parking attendant, and yah this happens every year but usually not this fast so don’t have to deal with it as long. So now the beach is entirely open and now very one and there fucking brother is coming out to make my life miserable. And the worst of them is the god damn fucking all wheel drive piece of shit cars, instead of the four wheel drive that they should have they have all wheel drive, and the say it with such pride, fuck you. Your little Subaru might be good In the snow with one front wheel and one rear wheel driving you forward but you know what it isn’t gunna do shit for a foot and a half of soft sand. Just face it your little fucking family wagon Subaru, Lexus, and Honda piece of crap cars are not meant to run with the big dogs. You want to come out and drive o the beach get a fucking pick up truck, something with some clearance! I ma tired of pushing your sorry ass out of the sand, first of all its not fun for me when I go to push you out and your spray sand and rocks in my face when you slam on the gas after I just told you to go easy, speed is not going to help you get out. And its always the women, its true guys just have a knowledge about trucks and how to operate a four wheel drive, not to say guys never get stuck but its mostly women. So don’t bring your station wagon on my beach, and don’t honk at me from your car trying to get my attention; I see you, you fucking idiot I'm not looking at you for a reason. Here’s how a four wheel drive works… Step one PUT IT IN NUETRAL BEFORE SHIFTING!!! This way the gears are free to change with out grinding or slipping. Second step GO SLOW I know this is hard for every ones fast track lives, but it will fucking help majorly. Spinning your tires will not help one bit and makes me feel less obligated to help because I can instantly see you have no idea what your doing. It is no where in my job description to help stuck vehicles. So if any more of these fucking low to the ground, all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle get stuck FUCK YOU I'm not helping!

...iTunes and any other lame excuse for a product made by Apple

Alrighty so the other day i got a late graduation gift from a family member so i decide to stop by CVS and pick up an iTunes card since Angie had to get minutes for her phone anyways. So i was all excited and went home and started down loading songs. i got a few random ones and the new Kings of Leon Cd and also the new Rise Against CD, Sweet is what you may be thinking right? WRONG! so i downloaded about 30 songs in total, and well they took for ever to download i had to literally restart my computer after every song down loaded or the next one would not start! and at the end of it all i was missing a total of 18 songs! that's more than half of the fucking songs i paid for that i did not receive! so i send an email thing to iTunes asking where my songs were and that i was not happy with the service. so they allowed me to down load the songs again. OK try number two! now most of these songs eventually down loaded, but again i had to restart my fucking computer every time! because god damn iTune would lock up and not complete the downloads! and when i finally get to the end of all those songs i go through the lit one more time to check to see if I'm missing songs still and low and behold yeah I'm still missing two fucking songs!! what the fuck i just cant win!

Yeah so I'm still missing Kotov syndrome - Rise Against and Manhattan - Kings of Leon. so if any one happens to have these songs and would send em the MP3 file so that i can have two complete Cd's that would be awesome, because i don't think that I will ever buy another fucking stupid itunes gift card, fuck that its way to much trouble, Bring back Napster! i though that buying from iTunes was like the best thing you could do because the money goes to the artist or something but you know what i knew it was too good to be true because its a fucking Apple program and Apples fucking suck nuts! So iTunes and any other lame excuse for a product made by Apple FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU Steve Jobs your shit sucks!

...temperature intolerant cashier

OK so first off let m say that I love muffins they are one of my favorite breakfast type foods. so some times on my way to work if I did not eat breakfast at home I will stop at Marylou's and grab a muffin. Now last week I did this and I asked for a blueberry muffin, pretty standard muffin, fairly popular but they didn't have any out they had to get one from out of a new box, ok so I thought this to be strange just a bit cause its a pretty popular muffin, but what ever i got my muffin and went on my merry way.

But this week i went in and ask for my delicious blueberry muffin and again there was not any out! ok so now this seems strange, what kind of muffins do people in Plymouth ask for if not standard blueberry muffins? and then the lady says to me that "its kinda cold do you want me to heat it up for you?" i respond "no that's okay i like them cold" Which i true i like muffins at all temps, nice fresh hot from the oven muffins, room temperature muffins and yes even slightly cold muffins. so i take my muffin and drive to work. upon arrival i open my bag to enjoy my muffin while waiting for the rest of the morning crew to arrive. now as i bite into my muffin i realise something. that not only is it cold... but its fucking frozen! WHAT THE FUCK! a frozen muffin! now ok the lady did say it was cold and i did refuse her offer to heat it up but come on lady there is a fucking difference between "kinda cold" and fucking frozen! i mean there were ice crystal when i bite into it! i could've smashed it on my dash board and it wouldn't have even dented! how can you say that its "kinda cold"!!

So as i sat there waiting for my muffin to defrost i went hungry, thinking about how the lady at Marylou's could've though that any one would enjoy a FROZEN muffin! So to the temperature intolerant cashier at Marylou's in Plymouth FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT A GODDAMN FROZEN MUFFIN!!

...Gates, Obama and other race card playing jack asses

ok welcome every one who is new to this and a big welcome back to old friends. So to start things off i would like to say that this episode has been brewing in me for a few days now, when first heard about this Henry Louis Gates arrest i though wow did that guy over react, butt then last night i heard Obama state that he think it was racial profiling and that the Cambridge police "acted stupidly" and this was after Obama said that he DID NOT know all the facts!! ok so hold the fucking horses. first of all let em sum up the story for those who may not know what I'm talking about....

So the Cambridge police get a call that there is a man trying to break into a house, when they get to the location there is this Henry Louis gates fellow kicking in the door of a house. they ask him for his ID, now that all they did, they didn't go in guns a blazin' screaming and yelling or anything they just asked for his ID and what he was doing. and he turns around and starts yelling at the officers about how "they only want his ID cause hes a black man" no you jack ass! they want your ID cause from what they can see your trying to break into this fucking house! so this type of racial profiling conversation goes on for a few minutes and finally the guys gives the cops his ID, turns out he fucking lives at the house and he forgot his keys. so the cops are now all frustrated and arrest the guys on disorderly conduct, and he was release later that day.

Now all of this could've been avoided if this douche bag just fucking cooperated with the cops from the beginning. but no instead of saying "oh thank you for coming officers i locked my dumb ass out of my own house" he says fuck the police like some sorta fucking rap star! and gets his dumb ass locked up. now one thing that really bothers me about this is that this guy is like a college professor at fucking Harvard! you think he would be smart about the situation. But no he would rather show all of his students that its alright to not cooperate with the law and to place the race card when ever you possibly can cause 'whities always keeping the black man down", fuck you what kind of role model are you! and now this douche bag wants an apology from the cop that arrested him. i say no way this cop taught classes about the dangers of racial profiling, i don't think he was looking to make this dude bite the fucking curb or anything.

And then last night Obama comes on the TV and says that the Cambridge police acted stupidly, after he clearly stated that he didn't know all the facts. well fuck you Obama, you have no place in this situation, this was a local happening that was blown out of proportions cause some dude was having a bad day. what does that say about our president, when he is willing to throw down the race card in defence of this crazy guy, with out knowing all the facts.

if you ask me the ones who need to be apologizing are Gates and Obama! the Cambridge police were doing their jobs and this guy flipped his lid for no reason. So to Henry Louis Gates and to President Obama and to any other race card playing jack asses FUCK YOU move on with your life and suck it up the whole world is not out to get the black man!

...ignorant self loving uneducated bird hating mother fuckers

So since i just posted this on facebook i figured id give you all something new to read. well as most of you know i work on Plymouth Long Beach protecting and monitoring nesting Piping Plovers, Least Terns and Common Terns, as well as any other species that decides to make the beach its home. well i love my job and the difference that i make for these species. so it really freaking irritates me when people just don't fucking give a damn! i get people all the time that say things like "You know they eat them in Mexico!" and "We need a fox out here to get rid of these damn birds" well i get this all the time and it gets old. so first of all the answer to that age old story of piping plovers being eaten in Mexico is completely FALSE! i have been to central America and seen plovers (Mexican banded plovers, not piping plovers) and i asked my guide if the locals ate these birds, to which he laughed and replied "no man, there is no meat on them, rather eat iguana" so there you have it a first hand report cancelling this ugly rumor. These people just need to get off their fat bloated carcases and park their car and walk on the beach instead of just parking there cars on the sand and plopping the cooler and chair right there at the tail pipe. these bird have their babies out there trying to dodge beach goers and other predators they don't need cars driving past them all the time too, and besides its a federal law that protects them so pretty much there is not a damn thing you can do about it!! all these people need is a little bit of education and a space in their heart for some one other than their own selves. so to all of you ignorant self loving uneducated bird hating mother fuckers FUCK YOU!

...Hunting

Why does everything in life have to be so complicated? I am now home on vacation for about a month before i set off for the tropics of Belize and all i want to do is kick back and relax, go hunting, and maybe get some under the table work so i can get some spending cash. but no nothing is ever that simple. OK so i don't have any of my own hunting gear, all i own is my license and an orange hat, so i have to borrow all of my dads gear... gun, ammo, jacket, pretty much every thing is borrowed. and i am still new to this whole deer hunting thing, and when i go out with dad we don't go out very far, we walk to a field and just sit there on the edge, now i know hes getting older and its harder to get around hes not as young as he used to be, But then he comes home and complains that he never gets any deer... well if you put some more effort into it something might happen. so today i went out and i went out fairly far into a wooded section and sat down for about an hour and half, and then i got antsy and started to walk around, now i don't really like this area where we hunt i feel that its like the old folks home for hunters, a couple of nice fields and sit and hope all with in a 10 minute walk. not really what I'm looking for, i want some real back county shit where you can't hear or see the high way where ever you are. and where every square inch of that place hasn't been trampled over by a ton of hunters, i want some place that not many people go and where i can actually see some signs of deer in the woods! so idk i am going to try and get some of my own gear, find some hunters of my own age that are willing to put a but more into this, that's why i wanted to try hunting in VT but i just don't have the time or well gear! so if any one reads this that has a gun license and wants to go out some time before the season ends let me know!