trying to be young and rebellious drivers of mini vans

OK so the other day while drive down the highway on my way home from work, I spot something that quickly grabbed my attention. Was it a nice classic car perhaps? A cute girl broken down on the side of the road? Maybe a low flying plane coming in for a landing some where close? A large row of military vehicles? A patrol car waiting to pull me over for speeding? Now while all of these are great attention grabbers while driving I must say nay to them all. What I saw was a mini van. (I’ll let you ponder on this for a sec) your right it was no ordinary mini van, okay maybe it was because its hard to make mini vans anything but ordinary. But this one was trying hard to be something it was not…. this one had racing stripes!



Yes racing stripes as if to say “yes I might be a soccer mom/dad but hey I still got a bit of an edge to my life because I have a car with racing stripes!” okay so racing stripes belong only on cars that might actually see a race track, not just the parking lot… now looking at the picture I'm fairly positive that this is NOT a factory paint scheme, which means that this person went out of their way to make there car look like this. Good job you made your van look like a giant skunk yah that’s cool. Racing stripes don’t make you or your car any cooler and they should be reserved only for muscle cars. If you want a car that actually looks good with racing stripes get a Camaro stop trying to be something you’re not, you fucking still trying to be young and rebellious drivers of mini vans, take your sienna and go put a suction cup Heathcliff in the back window. Fuck You.

‘the times’ and the economy

So this one I'm sure that every one can relate to especially right now if not in the past or I'm sure in the future. So for those that haven’t talked to me in a bit I can tell you that I am struggling financially and things just keep coming up that need fixing or money thrown at it for some reason. And I don’t really blame any one in particular but I do blame ‘the times’ times are tough right now and its killing everything and every body, right now I am only working part time and I really need full time to meet my needs and get be back on my feet. Unfortunately I was denied a full time position in the place I already work because of numerous different reasons that I don’t really want to get into (none of them faults by me). Recently my car has also been out of commission due to a rusting out rotting rear axle that has left me immobile (an estimated cost of $1000 to repair) so my last paycheck, which was very small even for two weeks of work went to the new part. And then I had to wait two more weeks to get money to get my car actually into the shop for it to get fixed (total of 4+ weeks with out a personal vehicle) so now I hope I have enough money to get it fixed. Finally thinking I'm in the clear of problems my Xbox shits the bed and now I have to send that out for repairs, but this is not a necessity item but it does suck majorly because it’s not only my gaming system but also my DVD player, so no movies either…fuck!

So really I now that these things come up in life and its somewhat expected to have these type of bills but with all of them happening at once it sucks balls, I have had $21 in my bank account for the last 2 months, all of my checks I have had to cash in order to get parts for my car or gas money or what have you. I can barely pay my school loans or car insurance; actually I'm pretty sure I can NOT pay them this month. And for this I don’t really blame any one but ‘the times’. I know that I'm not the only person in the world who is having issues right now but the economy sucks and that’s how its going to be for a while I'm sure, now I know that my problems could have been fixed if I had just gotten that full time position, but hey life’s a bitch a you have to play the hand your dealt. So to this I say FUCK YOU to ‘the times’ and the economy its time to straighten this shit out, and I don’t usually go political with things but where is that ‘change’ that we all voted for???

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...rebellious high Christmas spirited people

Alrighty here is my Christmas edition of the Friday Fuck You. No I am not overly fond of the holiday season as it is being called now a days, but I do like looking at christmas lights and I think it would be awesome if some carolers came to my door. But what I can’t stand is getting distracted while I drive by Rudolph, yah you heard me Rudolph the fucking red nose white tail! No he’s not a reindeer cause we don’t have reindeer in Mass if we did we would have ‘reindeer’ crossing sings not ‘deer’ crossing sings. But apparently there are some people who feel the need to be reminded of imaginary flying reindeer all year long so what they do is this….

Yeap they deface public property for the sake of pissing me off, well maybe not exactly that reason but it works that way. No as for the people who do this I can only imagine 2 groups of people… ‘Rebellious’ teens and the elderly. Yeap I can just see it now a bunch of kids hiding in the bushes waiting for all the cars to be gone, red stickers in hand and as soon as the lights are out of sight BAM! They hit that unsuspecting white tail with a big red nose! this just in... if you like reading these please Click the follow link on the right of the page!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then they all scatter back to their homes completely out of breath and high-fiving and giggling all night about the notorious deed. Or it’s the elderly… yah it’s the elderly doing it they want every one to know that Santa is always watching and to make this boring old deer have some Christmas spirit that will last all the way into the fucking summer, and till next Christmas and the next…. Now if people want to put up their own little cutesy ‘Santa please stop here’ or ‘reindeer crossing’ signs on the front lawn I have no problem with that because it will most likely be coming down before January unlike the damn reindeer crossing signs that I now have to see on every wooded corner. So to all the rebellious high Christmas spirited people who feel the need to put red nose sticker on all the deer crossing signs out there fuck you and your damn reindeer!

lazy, tar laden, chemical burning, unhealthy workers

With my new job at the 99 I work about 6 hours shifts and for the most of this time I don’t get a lot of official breaks unless I go to the bathroom or walk in, and this is okay with me id rather be working than have to sign out and sign back in I'm ok with that, but what I'm not really ok with is smoke breaks. Smokers can duck out and have break for about 5-10 minutes every so often and this is allowed and accepted. Now what I wanna know is why do companies give smokers breaks, this is an addiction to a chemical product! And hear are companies praising it! We are no longer in the days of the Marlboro Man smoking is looked at the same as it used to be its no longer elegant or rough and tough its seen as gross and disgusting. So while the unhealthy smokers get a break to make them self less healthy, the healthy workers such as myself have to continue working!! Now is this because we healthy workers have the stamina to continue working for long hours with out much of a break?? Or is it because all the old big wigs who run the company probably smoke and that’s how it was back in the day and its just a ‘rule’ that has been around for a while so its still in effect even with today’s society frowning on tobacco usage? Personally I think the breaks should go to the healthy individuals, who don’t poison their bodies with cancer causing chemicals, and this is like a said a chemical addiction! Smokers can’t wait until their next haul; usually upon their return from the smoke break they complain that they need another. So I want to know that if I told my job that I was an alcoholic or a cocaine user and that I would like a break during work to get a little bit more into my system and that “its okay I'm not addicted or anything, its just something I like to do” you think they would give me the break??? Doubt it! So my plan is to bring candy cigarettes to work and say that I would like my cigarette break. Hey they never said that they have to be cigarettes filled with tobacco! Mine would just be filled with sugary goodness! And I would get a well deserved break! So to all you lazy, tar laden, chemical burning, unhealthy workers FUCK YOU I WANT MY BREAK!!! So companies stop praising drug usage at the workplace, and give the healthy people the break not smokers!

paranoid angry letter writing people

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As many of you are surely aware that school is back in session, and with this comes school buses and the dreaded school traffic! So im sure that this is a familiar scene to you

Now years ago school bus traffic was too bad unless you were on a long road with out any other routes available. How ever things have changed and now bus traffic is more horrid than ever! When I went to high school and took the bus I had to walk about a mile to my bus stop in the morning and sometimes in the afternoon unless Mary was feeling nice and she would drop me off closer to my house. But now! Every single kid gets pick up right in front of their house! Even if two kids live two houses down from each other still two different fucking bus stops! How are these kids supposed to interact with each other before school and copy homework and tell each other about the readings they were supposed to do with out the noisy bus atmosphere! That’s what the bus stop is for! But no!!! every one is to worried about there kid getting pick up by some freaking stranger or something now a days to let them walk unattended from the stop around the corner to their fucking house. and in turn that make all of us commuters drive with one hand on the wheel and one hand on our heads looking down at the clock on the radio wondering how long this is going to take and complaining every time there is another stop 20 feet from the last one! I can’t take it! These kids have got to grow up, no really these parents have got to grow up and let their kid stand at the corner or in front of their neighbors’ house because I don’t want to have to stop every fucking 20 feet for a whole 3 mile stretch of road! So all you paranoid angry letter writing people who must have complained about the safety of their child on a tiny little side street where every one knows every one, and their kids all have big birthday parties together each year,. FUCK YOU and let them stand together at one fucking stop so I can get to work on time!

REWIND...evil symphonizing crickets from hell

Ive done it before and I'm doing it again! its a fuck you rewind! this posting come from August of 2007. so for some of you it may be new some it might not be, but its happening all over again and i cant stand it! so here it is.

This weeks Friday Fuck You goes out to the reason that I have trouble sleeping at night, Crickets. Yes crickets, those little tiny freaking bugs that love to make noise. Now I love the sounds of crickets when I am camping out in the woods away from every thing and anything. but the crickets I am talking about live in my room, now keep in mind that I live in the basement so I don't find it that strange that they are there. So anyways the sound of crickets is usually a soothing sound that reminds people of the great out doors. But alas not me, you see these crickets are in my room as I have stated. And when they are in my room they then become loud as hell! These little evil bastards with their tiny violins from hell do not stop with their continual music. I stomped out 4 of them last night and still they are there in numbers probably more than I can imagine. When they are playing this symphony of violent decibels they are playing it within the furnace, which only makes it louder! So to all you little evil symphonizing crickets from hell FUCK YOU! And your little violins of fire.

Here's a video to explain it what i have to listen to non stop....



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...all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle

Okay so my job is really digging under my skin, I have gone from an environmentalist to a parking attendant, and yah this happens every year but usually not this fast so don’t have to deal with it as long. So now the beach is entirely open and now very one and there fucking brother is coming out to make my life miserable. And the worst of them is the god damn fucking all wheel drive piece of shit cars, instead of the four wheel drive that they should have they have all wheel drive, and the say it with such pride, fuck you. Your little Subaru might be good In the snow with one front wheel and one rear wheel driving you forward but you know what it isn’t gunna do shit for a foot and a half of soft sand. Just face it your little fucking family wagon Subaru, Lexus, and Honda piece of crap cars are not meant to run with the big dogs. You want to come out and drive o the beach get a fucking pick up truck, something with some clearance! I ma tired of pushing your sorry ass out of the sand, first of all its not fun for me when I go to push you out and your spray sand and rocks in my face when you slam on the gas after I just told you to go easy, speed is not going to help you get out. And its always the women, its true guys just have a knowledge about trucks and how to operate a four wheel drive, not to say guys never get stuck but its mostly women. So don’t bring your station wagon on my beach, and don’t honk at me from your car trying to get my attention; I see you, you fucking idiot I'm not looking at you for a reason. Here’s how a four wheel drive works… Step one PUT IT IN NUETRAL BEFORE SHIFTING!!! This way the gears are free to change with out grinding or slipping. Second step GO SLOW I know this is hard for every ones fast track lives, but it will fucking help majorly. Spinning your tires will not help one bit and makes me feel less obligated to help because I can instantly see you have no idea what your doing. It is no where in my job description to help stuck vehicles. So if any more of these fucking low to the ground, all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle get stuck FUCK YOU I'm not helping!