...Amazon, the money hogging beast

For this weeks episode we look at a very common and popular website, Amazon.com. Now you may be thinking "Josh what do you have against Amazon, I love Amazon, I get all my school books on there for wicked cheap." Well that's exactly it Amazon is great for getting things from, except money. Recently I singed up to sell my old school books on Amazon because I was broke and needed some money. So I put my books up and bam I get a sale right away and then another not too far after that one, nice I just made $70! WRONG! Well yes I did just make $70 bucks but I have still yet to see this money. To open the sellers account you give them your banking info and they test it by taking a dollar but then giving it back. So that they know that it is a real and active account. So when it comes time for them to pay up it just goes right through to you account. Well when that day came for me to get paid there was nothing! What the fuck! Where's my money!? So then I get an email from Amazon saying in order to give me my money they need my account info AGAIN! So I give it and then wait and wait. Getting frustrated even more, I re-read the email and notice that it says that I should be receiving my money in an additional 14 DAYS!!! WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE ALREADY WAITED 14 FUCKING DAYS FOR THIS MONEY! So now it has been this additional 14 days and I get another email saying my money is ready, and it should be in my account within 1 to 5 banking days! So if you are looking to make a quick buck by selling your books on Amazon, think again. So Amazon, and the money hogging beast that you are FUCK YOU!!!! I still have not gotten my money!

....leg shaking sons of bithces

Ok so this is defiantly something that can piss me off at times. You know when you are sitting in class and then all of a sudden an earthquake hits! So you run and duck for cover under the desk. While under there you notice that it's not an earthquake it's some one involuntarily shaking their leg! Now this drives me nuts, I can't stand this, if for some reason your leg is shaking hard and or fast enough that it moves the whole table, and then you need to get some pills for RLS or something, switch positions do something to stop the god damn shaking! If your shaking makes my mug bounce across the table then you have a serious problem, you're like a fucking dog that is getting scratched in that very special spot of his and his leg just goes nuts against his will! Sometimes this isn't involuntary; sometimes people do it because they are bored or focusing really hard on a test and all that energy that they have built up go strait to their leg! So to all you leg shaking sons of bitches that do it on purpose or not, FUCK YOU.
Video of what i am talking about, yes you can find anything on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f483gtXyvYk

...mysterious self adding “friend”

Friday Fuck You... mysterious self adding “friend”
Ok so what the fuck is this all about? Am reading my bulletins when I see one from "brother" interesting I don't recognize the name and the picture is kinda small. So I click on the picture to go to the profile, and its some 22 year old guy from Salt Lake City?!? What the fuck?! Who the hell is this? Looking at the pictures I still have no idea who this is. Next stop is the friends list, look for some one in common and maybe I know them through that person and forgot about adding them… browsing friends list… nope don't see any one I know and he doesn't have 1000 friends or anything so he's not a friend whore as far as I can tell. The only thing I can think of is that maybe he is from www.WheresGeroge.com because I know a few people from the forums on there but I don't usually friend them cause even if I talk to them a lot on the forums they are still some what strangers. Another possibility is that some one else was browsing profiles and didn't realize they were on my profile or something and added him but that doesn't make any sense really. So I have no fucking Idea how this fucker got on my friends list, who he is, or how long he has been on my list. As far as I can tell I have no connection to this persona t all so I don't know why I would add him or even why he would add me! So FUCK YOU mysterious self adding "friend" you're a creep and I don't want you to be on my friends list, cause really it freaks me out of how you got there with out me knowing.

P.S.What would every one think about possibly moving this to a blog site like Blogger? i would make sure that its not to hard to find or that you have to sign up for all sorts of crazy shit, just the site. Let me know it may not even happen but i was just wondering. Its just because some people who i know read this are now no longer on Myspace and cant read it any more.