Bob Parson and Godaddy.com the elephant killing scumbags

Ok so it has indeed been a while since my last posting but I have just not seen anything worth posting about really. But this morning I saw an article about GoDaddy.com’s (yah the video from the super bowl where Danica Patrick’s tits almost fall out of her shirt) CEO going on safari. And Fine whatever I’m a hunter I spend countless hours in the woods by myself, in freezing temps waiting for a deer to come walking by, but so far I have not actually made a kill, though I have had deer in front of me. But what I do and what he has done is HUGELY different. He went on an African safari to hunt an elephant! No the way he justifies this is by hunting a problem elephant, one that have been wreaking havoc on some local farms. And from any hunters perspective removal of a problem animal is usually deemed okay, and the meat from this animal would then go to the local villagers to eat. But come on! It’s a FUCKING ELEPHANT!! Who in their right mind shoots an elephant now-a-days?! You can’t tell me that someone going on one of these hunts doesn’t know that the elephant is threatened species (listed as ‘vulnerable’ by Wikipedia) I hope that the people that go on these hunts have kids so when they go home they can say “hey kids I just shot Babar!” (Dumbo, or the elephant from jungle book, etc.).

So the worst part of this douche bags safari hunt is that he recorded the whole thing with a film crew. Showing him helping the farmers. And after the kill showing the hungry villagers tearing the flesh off the carcass and having things eventually turn into an angry mob, mean while all of the villagers also got nice new godaddy.com hats to wear! Ok Bob Parsons you might look like a hero to the hungry African villagers but to the rest of the world you look like a Giant Fucking Ass Hole… wait can you be something worse than that?? And apparently Bobby does this just about every year and takes more than one elephant per trip! Now I did a bit of research on the interwebs looking for African safaris and I found few; mostly hunting for warthogs, or large plains creatures like gazelles and shit. But there are some that have elephant, lion, leopard, Hippopotamus, baboon, and Ostrich listed as huntable species! Now while not all of these are listed as threatened species, the first four are and should not even be on any hunting list. Now maybe this is striking my attention more fully because I have been volunteering at a zoo where my fiancé works with lions, cheetahs, elephants, hippos and other creatures of the sort. And I have been able to get up close and personal with a lot of these animals and I have learned a ton of information on why these animals are dropping in numbers and what people like my fiancé and her coworkers are doing to help protect these species. Now I'm not sure how these places get around the threatened status of these animals but I'm sure they can afford some good lawyers with hunts starting at $13,000 - $27,600 which must be paid in cash only with a half down nonrefundable deposit. But then I guess the people who can afford this can also afford not to care because the people who do care you put that $27,000 towards protecting these animals. Any one in mind that that wants to shoot and kill a big cat or for that matter any large predator (Wolf, Mountain Lion, Coyote, Lion, Tiger, etc.) should do some research and learn about these animals beforehand, this isn't the 1950’s anymore! The saying “no wolves means more deer” just doesn’t make any sense, you remove the predators and their prey animals are going to run rampant destroying everything in sight; forest growth, peoples nicely landscaped yards, they will be running into the streets causing more and more traffic accidents. And then the populations will start to decrease due to not enough food to handle all of these animals and the ones you will see will be the sick ones. Predators are here for a reason! But anyone who could morally shoot an elephant, a beloved animal to all people, is just downright scum.

Bob Parson is scum and has some real mix morals swimming around in his head. On his personal video blog he lists all the charities he donates to, and it’s a real nice list to, and I appreciate people who donate to charities. But looking at this recent event I'm sure that the human society and the Phoenix zoo would love to know more about his elephant hunts, because those are 2 of the charities that he has donated too. The Phoenix Zoo I'm sure wouldn’t be too thrilled about his elephant hunts, they used to be home to Ruby the elephant, an elephant who painted beautiful pictures with colored brushes that helped raise over $200,000 for the zoo and elephant conservation! Ruby unfortunately died of birth complications in 1997. And if any of you are fans of the show ‘the biggest loser’ you may know that Jillian Michaels is now one of the newest GoDaddy.com girls. Jillian Michaels is also a vegan to protest the inhumane slaughter of the animal meats industries, but I'm sure she would be fine with her new boss shooting an elephant, right? Now for those who have been reading this long and waiting for me to post the link to the video here it is on there you can learn different ways to boycott godaddy.com and help elephant conservation.
So today I give a big FUCK YOU to Bob Parson and Godaddy.com elephant killing scumbags; I hear there are some problem pandas in china that could use your attention you sick fuck.

Bob Parsons response to the situation

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