Why can't you just put it on the roller thing! My god you are sitting there on your ass (literally) why can't you take the old roll off and put the new one on! Now this happens all over Sterling, not just in the mad house bathrooms. Most of the time the new roll is on the back of the seat or at least in arms reach so its not like you need to move about to get this fresh roll. And if you notice at first that the roll is empty (from some one else's lack of heart) you normally get a fresh roll before sitting down. And then what you twirl it around your hand, rip, wipe and plop the fresh roll on top like pictured. Just take the extra two seconds to pop the old one off and put the new one in, and for the love of god put it so the roll comes out the front and not from behind! So to all fresh roll plopping bastards FUCK YOU! JUST PUT THE NEW ROLL ON THE HOLDER!
