...all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle

Okay so my job is really digging under my skin, I have gone from an environmentalist to a parking attendant, and yah this happens every year but usually not this fast so don’t have to deal with it as long. So now the beach is entirely open and now very one and there fucking brother is coming out to make my life miserable. And the worst of them is the god damn fucking all wheel drive piece of shit cars, instead of the four wheel drive that they should have they have all wheel drive, and the say it with such pride, fuck you. Your little Subaru might be good In the snow with one front wheel and one rear wheel driving you forward but you know what it isn’t gunna do shit for a foot and a half of soft sand. Just face it your little fucking family wagon Subaru, Lexus, and Honda piece of crap cars are not meant to run with the big dogs. You want to come out and drive o the beach get a fucking pick up truck, something with some clearance! I ma tired of pushing your sorry ass out of the sand, first of all its not fun for me when I go to push you out and your spray sand and rocks in my face when you slam on the gas after I just told you to go easy, speed is not going to help you get out. And its always the women, its true guys just have a knowledge about trucks and how to operate a four wheel drive, not to say guys never get stuck but its mostly women. So don’t bring your station wagon on my beach, and don’t honk at me from your car trying to get my attention; I see you, you fucking idiot I'm not looking at you for a reason. Here’s how a four wheel drive works… Step one PUT IT IN NUETRAL BEFORE SHIFTING!!! This way the gears are free to change with out grinding or slipping. Second step GO SLOW I know this is hard for every ones fast track lives, but it will fucking help majorly. Spinning your tires will not help one bit and makes me feel less obligated to help because I can instantly see you have no idea what your doing. It is no where in my job description to help stuck vehicles. So if any more of these fucking low to the ground, all wheel drive lousy excuse for an off road vehicle get stuck FUCK YOU I'm not helping!

...iTunes and any other lame excuse for a product made by Apple

Alrighty so the other day i got a late graduation gift from a family member so i decide to stop by CVS and pick up an iTunes card since Angie had to get minutes for her phone anyways. So i was all excited and went home and started down loading songs. i got a few random ones and the new Kings of Leon Cd and also the new Rise Against CD, Sweet is what you may be thinking right? WRONG! so i downloaded about 30 songs in total, and well they took for ever to download i had to literally restart my computer after every song down loaded or the next one would not start! and at the end of it all i was missing a total of 18 songs! that's more than half of the fucking songs i paid for that i did not receive! so i send an email thing to iTunes asking where my songs were and that i was not happy with the service. so they allowed me to down load the songs again. OK try number two! now most of these songs eventually down loaded, but again i had to restart my fucking computer every time! because god damn iTune would lock up and not complete the downloads! and when i finally get to the end of all those songs i go through the lit one more time to check to see if I'm missing songs still and low and behold yeah I'm still missing two fucking songs!! what the fuck i just cant win!

Yeah so I'm still missing Kotov syndrome - Rise Against and Manhattan - Kings of Leon. so if any one happens to have these songs and would send em the MP3 file so that i can have two complete Cd's that would be awesome, because i don't think that I will ever buy another fucking stupid itunes gift card, fuck that its way to much trouble, Bring back Napster! i though that buying from iTunes was like the best thing you could do because the money goes to the artist or something but you know what i knew it was too good to be true because its a fucking Apple program and Apples fucking suck nuts! So iTunes and any other lame excuse for a product made by Apple FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU Steve Jobs your shit sucks!