...shady value blind car thieves

Ok so on my way to the store this morning I open my car doors only to find some things that were on my seat that were not there before. It was at that point in time when I had a flash back to my old jeep Stella and when one morning getting ready to head to work I was getting into my car and noticed everything from my glove box was out on my seat it was at that point I had realized I had been robbed and Stella had been violated. And yes it was to that same effect just this morning when I found my crappy sports watch, deodorant, ice cream bar rapper, and my maps on my front seat. Some one had again gone through my glove box and center console of my car; it must be there calling card to leave shit on the seats or something. They apparently don’t know value when they see it, that watch must have been worth at lest $3, and it was Axe deodorant so that at least $5, I mean yah its used but it makes you smell nice! And maps every one needs maps, the burned copy of Disturbed 1000 fist that I took from a car in the junk yard(I don’t even have a CD player in my car but I have a CD) and the wire to connect an ipod to my stereo (again a stereo that I don’t even have in the car) all of this they left behind!! But most of all they left behind my sorrels with new laces and my tool box, both of these items could not only be valuable but very useful to have. Now you may be wondering how exactly they got into my car... do I now have a broken window? No. they got in because I can not lock my car doors any more because they are becoming a bitch to unlock. So yet again I am reminded by the shady car thieves of Brockton that all of my possessions are completely invaluable, at lest on the black market. So to all the shady value blind car thieves out there FUCK YOU didn’t you realize the first time that I have nothing but crap in my car!

And now I redirect you to yet another rewind episode from FFY history...
Jeep Rapers