lazy, tar laden, chemical burning, unhealthy workers

With my new job at the 99 I work about 6 hours shifts and for the most of this time I don’t get a lot of official breaks unless I go to the bathroom or walk in, and this is okay with me id rather be working than have to sign out and sign back in I'm ok with that, but what I'm not really ok with is smoke breaks. Smokers can duck out and have break for about 5-10 minutes every so often and this is allowed and accepted. Now what I wanna know is why do companies give smokers breaks, this is an addiction to a chemical product! And hear are companies praising it! We are no longer in the days of the Marlboro Man smoking is looked at the same as it used to be its no longer elegant or rough and tough its seen as gross and disgusting. So while the unhealthy smokers get a break to make them self less healthy, the healthy workers such as myself have to continue working!! Now is this because we healthy workers have the stamina to continue working for long hours with out much of a break?? Or is it because all the old big wigs who run the company probably smoke and that’s how it was back in the day and its just a ‘rule’ that has been around for a while so its still in effect even with today’s society frowning on tobacco usage? Personally I think the breaks should go to the healthy individuals, who don’t poison their bodies with cancer causing chemicals, and this is like a said a chemical addiction! Smokers can’t wait until their next haul; usually upon their return from the smoke break they complain that they need another. So I want to know that if I told my job that I was an alcoholic or a cocaine user and that I would like a break during work to get a little bit more into my system and that “its okay I'm not addicted or anything, its just something I like to do” you think they would give me the break??? Doubt it! So my plan is to bring candy cigarettes to work and say that I would like my cigarette break. Hey they never said that they have to be cigarettes filled with tobacco! Mine would just be filled with sugary goodness! And I would get a well deserved break! So to all you lazy, tar laden, chemical burning, unhealthy workers FUCK YOU I WANT MY BREAK!!! So companies stop praising drug usage at the workplace, and give the healthy people the break not smokers!

paranoid angry letter writing people

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As many of you are surely aware that school is back in session, and with this comes school buses and the dreaded school traffic! So im sure that this is a familiar scene to you

Now years ago school bus traffic was too bad unless you were on a long road with out any other routes available. How ever things have changed and now bus traffic is more horrid than ever! When I went to high school and took the bus I had to walk about a mile to my bus stop in the morning and sometimes in the afternoon unless Mary was feeling nice and she would drop me off closer to my house. But now! Every single kid gets pick up right in front of their house! Even if two kids live two houses down from each other still two different fucking bus stops! How are these kids supposed to interact with each other before school and copy homework and tell each other about the readings they were supposed to do with out the noisy bus atmosphere! That’s what the bus stop is for! But no!!! every one is to worried about there kid getting pick up by some freaking stranger or something now a days to let them walk unattended from the stop around the corner to their fucking house. and in turn that make all of us commuters drive with one hand on the wheel and one hand on our heads looking down at the clock on the radio wondering how long this is going to take and complaining every time there is another stop 20 feet from the last one! I can’t take it! These kids have got to grow up, no really these parents have got to grow up and let their kid stand at the corner or in front of their neighbors’ house because I don’t want to have to stop every fucking 20 feet for a whole 3 mile stretch of road! So all you paranoid angry letter writing people who must have complained about the safety of their child on a tiny little side street where every one knows every one, and their kids all have big birthday parties together each year,. FUCK YOU and let them stand together at one fucking stop so I can get to work on time!