...Alcohol

This weeks episode is on a very personal level, its about me... well my life style. for those of you that don't know, and that may be many, I am no longer going to be drinking alcoholic beverages. roughly out of the past 4 times i have drank ( liquor, beer, what ever...) recently i have gotten sick 3 of those times. One was from drinking to much, and I spent all night in the bathroom puking for hours. the other was from drinking to fast and puking it all back up soon after, but the last time was the scariest, i had one Smirnoff and then later i again got sick from only one and it was just a casual drink last Sunday night. so after that I am saying no more. so at this point i have been dry for 5 days and counting. now this may not seem like much but its a start and I'm doing fine, i have 3 magic hats in my fridge that rattle at me every time I open the door and a bottle of cyclone on my shelf that stars at me constantly, and I have had people offer me beers and they are some what shocked to my answer of no. so its not like i am just not buying beer or staying away from it, its always around me, I'm in college its pretty hard to stay away from it. but i think this will be a new and interesting challenge in my life and we will see where it goes. so for now I am saying FUCK YOU ALCOHOL I don't need you.

UPDATE....
I went 2 and a half weeks with out drinking, i know that is no record by any means but i did refuse alot of drinks. but it was just a killer on my social life and i have not gotten sick from it sense so i think what ever it was is now gone. and for those who may think i am some kinda quiter fuck you i did this for me and me only, drinking wasnt ruining my life or anything i just felt that i should stop for a while.

...Junk Ass Car Hoarders

Alright if anyone has talked to me recently I’m sure they have heard me rant about this one. As you all know it is summer and with the summer comes the demolition derbies. But unfortunately for some reason no one is selling old cars anymore, not even the fucking junk yards! I call up the junk yards and ask them if they have any cars for the derbies I get an immediate NO, only one junk yard was willing to look but unfortunately the cheapest he would sell me a car was $650! My price range right now is about $250-$300 dollars, possibly which is a huge possibly I could go to $400. And when I call these places and they tall me they have no cars for the derbies I get pissed because I know that they do I mean they are a freaking junk yard! Isn’t that what they do? Keep old junk cars for future use?!? And it’s not like in picky I just want something that runs and drives, I’m not asking for a certain type or size of car. And you never see the type of cars that you can use in the derbies for sale in front of peoples houses either anymore, I stopped and asked one guy about a car that was in his drive way that was filled with crap and hadn't been driven in 2 years (it had a ‘06 sticker) and I didn’t even get “car is for sale” out of my mouth before he said “NO” all I said was “I was wondering if the…” needless to say he was an asshole about it. And said that if he took out the exhaust and radiator and battery and took the car to the junk yard he could get way more than what I was offering him, but in reality that fat fuck wouldn’t even be able to lie down on the ground to do any of that shit. There is till 2 more cars that I see all the time that just sit there and I'm gunna ask about them this week, but I'm sure ill get a no, which means that I will not be doing the derby this summer which is a huge fucking bummer. So to all the goddamn fucking junk ass car hoarders FUCK YOU! SELL ME YOUR GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT CAR SO I CAN HAVE SOME FUN!

...Overly Drunken Sports Fans

this weeks entry all starts last night(Thursday) a few friends and I went into Boston to go see the Bruins play against the Toronto maple leafs... blah blah blah Bruins did horrible Toronto won 10-2. so as we are leaving there is a huge mass of bruins fan all standing outside smoking, when a huge crowd of Canadian supporters all wearing blue come from the other direction... i think some of you may know where this is heading...

Boston fans + beer + loss + opposing fans = FIGHT!

so yah when the two crowds met there were a few fists being tossed. me and my friend quickly pull his dunk brother out of the crowd so he would not get arrested, but that didn't stop every one else from fighting. well some poor kid got kicked in the face by some one else and is now on the ground, now as his mother(?) is yelling at some dude for kicking him in the face some other guy comes over leans over (kinda in a concerning way, like to see if he is okay) see that his mother is busy yelling at some one else and promptly winds up and *SMACK* hits him square in the face. every one around hears a loud popping noise (which from my non-medical understanding is the sound of a nose being broken) that pop is quickly followed by a pool of blood. Now I see this and jump over to the puncher and push him back yelling "what the fuck is wrong with you?!" then realizing that i wearing a bruins jersey just stood up for a blue and i am also standing in the middle of every thing quickly back off and then we all decide to leave before the cops show up. i really wanted to stay and help but i had nothing to help him with, but as we were leaving the cops were arriving and I'm sure medical personal soon after.

So, now that you know my little story, lets get down to business... this Friday fuck you goes out to drunk fans who cant take a loss and see that the only way to make up for that is kicking this shit out of the winning teams supporters. but it especially goes out to that one fan who decided that getting kicked in the face wasn't good enough, he had to have his nose broken as well.

So.. Overly Drunken Sports Fans.... FUCK YOU!