...highly decorated, incredibly vibrant license plate

Well today while Angela and I were in Petsmart we had made our purchases and left the store. During our exit I notice this…



What the fuck is this! I can't stand this you get a new sticker you put it over the old one or peel the old one off and then put it in the corner that clearly says "year". Now why would you want to have all of these freaking stickers all over your plate! So you can show off to the people driving behind you how many years you have had this plate?! This guy has stickers on there from 1995; that is over 10 years ago!! And as you can tell by the picture I think this guy final realized that maybe he should put stickers over other sticks instead of going around the entire plate. So I bet that there was once sticker from '91 and '93 under the '07 and '09 ones. This plate was so freaking colorful that I thought I was having an acid trip or something, I would not be surprised if small children walked by this car and just fell down and started convulsing! And since we are on this why not go deeper… 5 numbers?! What are you're from fucking Florida? Are you to special for a sequence of 6 number and letters like every one else in Mass? Just for having this on your car makes me want to rear end your car! Over all this highly decorated, incredibly vibrant license plate defiantly deserves a big FUCK YOU! from me.

annoying child spawn of a pessimist

Ok so yesterday (Thursday) Matt, Steph, Kory, Angie and myself all went over to P-town for the day. so while in P-town we hit up all the good shops full of crazy things, fun toys, clothing and such. So we come upon a fun store full of puzzle like toys and games. So many fun things to play with, so I'm looking around for a rubix cube because I've always wanted one to prove that I'm smart and stuff. Unfortunately they were out of them but I did find a rubix sphere! Which is very similar but ball shaped. So I'm having fun playing with it in the store and decide to buy it. Bring it to the register and apparently Kory Said that the cashier guy was scoping me out, but I didn't notice. So once I'm out side the store I open it up and it is completed so that you know what it is supposed to look like when its finished, I shift it around a few times and pass it to every one else to shift it. I get it back and start trying to solve it. We move on down to the pier and we are sitting there and matt is playing with his Diabolo thingy that he bought and I am messing around with this ball from hell, after matt hits me in the head with the Diablo thing this kid on a bike comes up and asked matt if he knows what he is doing... Here's the conversation…

Kid – Do you know how to do that?
Matt – Nope
Kid – Then why did you buy it?
Matt – to try something fun
Kid – It doesn't look fun
*Kid leaves*

*Kid returns* now focused on me
*Me trying to solve the ball*
Kid – You're never going to get that
Josh – Oh Ill get it
Kid – No you won't
Josh – Don't worry I'm good at these things ill get it
*Kid leaves*
*Josh pretends to throw ball at kid*

How freaking annoying is that! That kid completely jinxed me on that ball! Now every time I pick it up I think of him, this little freaking helmet wearing; bike riding; annoying child spawn of a pessimist! So kid if you are reading this FUCK YOU!!!! Next time is see you I'm gunna push you off your little bike and off the pier at the same time, while holding a ladder just above your reach saying "you're never going to get it" while you are splashing around in the water. FUCK YOU!

evil symphonizing crickets from hell

It has been a long while since I last posted but when my job is as repetitive as most things can be, things don't seem to bother you as much as it would if it didn't happen all the time. But that's a different story...
This weeks Friday Fuck You goes out to the reason that I have trouble sleeping at night, Crickets. Yes crickets, those little tiny freaking bugs that love to make noise. Now I love the sounds of crickets when I am camping out in the woods away from every thing and anything. but the crickets I am talking about live in my room, now keep in mind that I live in the basement so I don't find it that strange that they are there. So anyways the sound of crickets is usually a soothing sound that reminds people of the great out doors. But alas not me, you see these crickets are in my room as I have stated. And when they are in my room they then become loud as hell! These little evil bastards with their tiny violins from hell do not stop with their continual music. I stomped out 4 of them last night and still they are there in numbers probably more than I can imagine. When they are playing this symphony of violent decibels they are playing it within the furnace, which only makes it louder! So to all you little evil symphonizing crickets from hell FUCK YOU! And your little violins of fire.

Here's a video to explain it what i mean....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1FpHjZ5KQ

Car Shopping

Ok so for this weeks FFY we have to rewind just a bit to last week… well wait hold on it starts a little bit before that but either way here we go… so while driving back and forth to work I notice that Dimitri is over heating a lot, but I cant tell if it is actually happening or if it is the gauge or something so I kind of ignore it. (duh that's what you do to problems) so anyways I final bring it into the shop after dad tells me that when I notice this happening to get out and feel the radiator and see if it is hot or cold... Pretty simple I can do that. So after driving my 45 minute commute to Plymouth I get out while the car is running and feel the radiator… its ice cold… strange the gauge said it should be on fire right now. So the next day I took it into the garage to check out to see if I need a new radiator or what. Well what does it figure that my problem is the "or what"… which translates into a blown (or about to blow head gasket) which is pretty damn expensive and for the year of the car it's not worth it, so the garage tells me to junk it. Any who knows me knows that I will never just junk a perfectly running car especially not in the summer! It's freaking demo season! So I just got my self a good running derby car, SWEET!

Now the only problem is I need to find a new car…. I hate car shopping. It sucks you can never find what you really want and you always settle fro something that you can just "deal" with. And of course it happens in the beginning of summer when I have no money. So now for the past three weeks I have been driving mom's car to work and not spending any money except to put gas in the car to get me to work. Well I found a car that I really want. It's a '95 Pontiac Grand Am, two doors, duel exhaust, black with a sun roof and only 121,000 miles. Hey that is pretty sweet! The only problem is that the junk yard that is selling it is trying to get a new title for it so it's going to be a while before they can actually sell it. So I have left many messages and stopped in every other day or so to check up on the status of the title process, and they said that it should be about $750 - $800 and that's not really that bad and ill have that by next week or so. So I haven't heard back from then yet but I found out that there is another guy interested in it as well but I think he wants it for parts or something cause he was already driving a grand am, and that would suck cause it's a real nice car to part it out would be a shame. So I am hopelessly set on getting this car because it is what I really wanted last time I was car shopping and now I found it and it is within my grasp. But I really just want to say FUCK YOU to the whole car shopping process, it sucks and I hate it and a possible future FUCK YOU to the person that buys the Grand Am before I can.

Pirates

so tonight was the premier of the pirate master, a new reality TV show on which people live out the lives of pirates on the open seas one real life ship as pirates would have done. so for the first adventure for the pirates there is of course buried treasure and a map to follow, so they all get split into two teams; as is the case of any "survivor" type show, and off they go following the map and some clues. so they get to the first clue and there is a lock and three keys and no one can figure out how to open it, one guy finally says its a puzzle and the there is a sequence to it and bam he gets it open and they are now in the lead and off on the next part, to find the treasure! so off they go, they set up a booby trap to slow the other team down and are at the final location, and no one can figure out where the chest is hidden in the water and there is a clue of crocodiles or something like that, so the same guy who figure out the lock says to him self... hmm crocs live under mangroves trees so ill check under the mangrove trees, he goes under and bam comes up with the chest. YARR! So now we are all back on the boat and there is $40,000 in pirate gold in the chest, now they need to pick a captain... hmm who should it be? The smart guy who got us through the adventure of the hunky guy who did nothing... that's right the hunky guy and boy is the other guy pissed! And now the new captain has to decide whether to split the gold equally amongst every one or take 50% for him self and divide the rest and that's what he does. So now the guy who got that team through the challenges has a measly $2000 for doing everything, he is pissed through the roof! So now the new captain has a real nice room with luxuries and a cool hat and every one else still sucks. so the next night is a meeting of where 3 people get "the black spot" which means the captain wants them off the boat, so our pissed off smart guy, a funny guy with a beard and a random girl (honestly she was chosen randomly!) have a black spot, sot hey all get to plead with the crew in why they shouldn't leave, well our smart guy is smart he steals the compasses cause a ship is no good with out direction every one knows that! the captain says he doesn't need a compass he can tell where north is by the sun and the big dipper, and by sticking a stick in the mud waiting a half hour and figuring how much the shadow has moved blah blah blah... well every one votes and what do you know THE SMART GUY GETS VOTES OFF!!! So now the ship has no compasses! And the guy who did everything right is off on a tiny little raft with $2000 and some compasses for all of his hard work...

So does this make any sense? Why would you get ride of the guy who is a major help aboard the ship in figuring out puzzles and shit? He wasn't asking to be captain but to get rid of the captain who took half of the treasure that he didn't find and to keep him and the compasses which he stole because it's a pirate adventure and that's what pirates do. well I am quite pissed about the turn of event on that ship and I cant wait to watch it again next week and from here on out to see if my smart pirate guy ever does return; maybe on a deserted island or on a ship of his own? Who know but what I do know is that the crew of that ship who all voted to keep the captain deserve a BIG FUCK YOU!

Face Book

When I started my journey here on MySpace it was out of boredom. And sadly I just created a face book out of boredom… now wait! Before every one jumps on me all at once saying "hey you said you would never get a face book, what gives?" I was bored and looking for people that weren't on MySpace so I figured id look on face book. Now this doesn't mean that I am going to leave MySpace for face book, personally I still hate face book and pretty much every I know who has a MySpace has a face book so there isn't really a need for both of them. I'm not even sure if I will keep it and if you search for me on there you will see my complete distaste for it.
Now some of you may ask "Josh why is it that you detest face book the way you do?" well I'm glad you asked… face book sucks, its not very personal, you cant "decorate" as you can with MySpace, some things cost money to do, and you cant be a "stalker" and view peoples profiles with being their friend, and face book sends you an email every time something happens on your page; i dont need that junk mail! i know it happened i jsut made it happen stop with the emails! All of these things listed are why I like MySpace. You can make it your own, with music and background and layouts galore! Its free no charges at all, not even optional ones! I can be a "stalker" if I want to be and no one will ever know (because those page trackers don't work). So even know I have a face book I still think it sucks balls, and I will stick to MySpace I will most likely never update face book except for friend requests. So to all you Face Book loving MySpace Haters and people who may think I'm a traitor for even joining the face book community I say Fuck You; you Suck and so does face book!

grief searching story telling wierd-o's

This FFY goes out to people that cant let go; you know the people the ones who always talk about the same thing not matter the curernt converstion is. you know that as soon as they start talking that somehow it will lead right into what they always talk about. i cant stand this! you see them coming and you jsut want to leave so you dont have to hear them talk about it or when they are there you dread that moment they chime in and you know its coming becasue it alwasy does. doesnt matter what the topic is... it could be Sky Diving on Mars with 3 legged Panda Bears but as soon as this person talks BAM its right back to their pitty story. and the only reason they do this is because they cant drop it, it ruins their life because they cant drop it! Move on, forget about it, go take a nap just do soemthing besides bringing up your sob story topic. So for all of you grief searching story telling wierd-o's... FUCK YOU!