...Overly Drunken Sports Fans

this weeks entry all starts last night(Thursday) a few friends and I went into Boston to go see the Bruins play against the Toronto maple leafs... blah blah blah Bruins did horrible Toronto won 10-2. so as we are leaving there is a huge mass of bruins fan all standing outside smoking, when a huge crowd of Canadian supporters all wearing blue come from the other direction... i think some of you may know where this is heading...

Boston fans + beer + loss + opposing fans = FIGHT!

so yah when the two crowds met there were a few fists being tossed. me and my friend quickly pull his dunk brother out of the crowd so he would not get arrested, but that didn't stop every one else from fighting. well some poor kid got kicked in the face by some one else and is now on the ground, now as his mother(?) is yelling at some dude for kicking him in the face some other guy comes over leans over (kinda in a concerning way, like to see if he is okay) see that his mother is busy yelling at some one else and promptly winds up and *SMACK* hits him square in the face. every one around hears a loud popping noise (which from my non-medical understanding is the sound of a nose being broken) that pop is quickly followed by a pool of blood. Now I see this and jump over to the puncher and push him back yelling "what the fuck is wrong with you?!" then realizing that i wearing a bruins jersey just stood up for a blue and i am also standing in the middle of every thing quickly back off and then we all decide to leave before the cops show up. i really wanted to stay and help but i had nothing to help him with, but as we were leaving the cops were arriving and I'm sure medical personal soon after.

So, now that you know my little story, lets get down to business... this Friday fuck you goes out to drunk fans who cant take a loss and see that the only way to make up for that is kicking this shit out of the winning teams supporters. but it especially goes out to that one fan who decided that getting kicked in the face wasn't good enough, he had to have his nose broken as well.

So.. Overly Drunken Sports Fans.... FUCK YOU!

...fresh roll plopping bastards

This week's episode has been a few weeks in the making. Being the nit-picky person that I am I like things in order, and for them to be neat and tidy, and when a simple task "gets done" by someone hoping to cut corners on their ever so busy life it really annoys the fuck out of me. But nothing does it more than this…



Why can't you just put it on the roller thing! My god you are sitting there on your ass (literally) why can't you take the old roll off and put the new one on! Now this happens all over Sterling, not just in the mad house bathrooms. Most of the time the new roll is on the back of the seat or at least in arms reach so its not like you need to move about to get this fresh roll. And if you notice at first that the roll is empty (from some one else's lack of heart) you normally get a fresh roll before sitting down. And then what you twirl it around your hand, rip, wipe and plop the fresh roll on top like pictured. Just take the extra two seconds to pop the old one off and put the new one in, and for the love of god put it so the roll comes out the front and not from behind! So to all fresh roll plopping bastards FUCK YOU! JUST PUT THE NEW ROLL ON THE HOLDER!

...Amazon, the money hogging beast

For this weeks episode we look at a very common and popular website, Amazon.com. Now you may be thinking "Josh what do you have against Amazon, I love Amazon, I get all my school books on there for wicked cheap." Well that's exactly it Amazon is great for getting things from, except money. Recently I singed up to sell my old school books on Amazon because I was broke and needed some money. So I put my books up and bam I get a sale right away and then another not too far after that one, nice I just made $70! WRONG! Well yes I did just make $70 bucks but I have still yet to see this money. To open the sellers account you give them your banking info and they test it by taking a dollar but then giving it back. So that they know that it is a real and active account. So when it comes time for them to pay up it just goes right through to you account. Well when that day came for me to get paid there was nothing! What the fuck! Where's my money!? So then I get an email from Amazon saying in order to give me my money they need my account info AGAIN! So I give it and then wait and wait. Getting frustrated even more, I re-read the email and notice that it says that I should be receiving my money in an additional 14 DAYS!!! WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE ALREADY WAITED 14 FUCKING DAYS FOR THIS MONEY! So now it has been this additional 14 days and I get another email saying my money is ready, and it should be in my account within 1 to 5 banking days! So if you are looking to make a quick buck by selling your books on Amazon, think again. So Amazon, and the money hogging beast that you are FUCK YOU!!!! I still have not gotten my money!

....leg shaking sons of bithces

Ok so this is defiantly something that can piss me off at times. You know when you are sitting in class and then all of a sudden an earthquake hits! So you run and duck for cover under the desk. While under there you notice that it's not an earthquake it's some one involuntarily shaking their leg! Now this drives me nuts, I can't stand this, if for some reason your leg is shaking hard and or fast enough that it moves the whole table, and then you need to get some pills for RLS or something, switch positions do something to stop the god damn shaking! If your shaking makes my mug bounce across the table then you have a serious problem, you're like a fucking dog that is getting scratched in that very special spot of his and his leg just goes nuts against his will! Sometimes this isn't involuntary; sometimes people do it because they are bored or focusing really hard on a test and all that energy that they have built up go strait to their leg! So to all you leg shaking sons of bitches that do it on purpose or not, FUCK YOU.
Video of what i am talking about, yes you can find anything on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f483gtXyvYk

...mysterious self adding “friend”

Friday Fuck You... mysterious self adding “friend”
Ok so what the fuck is this all about? Am reading my bulletins when I see one from "brother" interesting I don't recognize the name and the picture is kinda small. So I click on the picture to go to the profile, and its some 22 year old guy from Salt Lake City?!? What the fuck?! Who the hell is this? Looking at the pictures I still have no idea who this is. Next stop is the friends list, look for some one in common and maybe I know them through that person and forgot about adding them… browsing friends list… nope don't see any one I know and he doesn't have 1000 friends or anything so he's not a friend whore as far as I can tell. The only thing I can think of is that maybe he is from www.WheresGeroge.com because I know a few people from the forums on there but I don't usually friend them cause even if I talk to them a lot on the forums they are still some what strangers. Another possibility is that some one else was browsing profiles and didn't realize they were on my profile or something and added him but that doesn't make any sense really. So I have no fucking Idea how this fucker got on my friends list, who he is, or how long he has been on my list. As far as I can tell I have no connection to this persona t all so I don't know why I would add him or even why he would add me! So FUCK YOU mysterious self adding "friend" you're a creep and I don't want you to be on my friends list, cause really it freaks me out of how you got there with out me knowing.

P.S.What would every one think about possibly moving this to a blog site like Blogger? i would make sure that its not to hard to find or that you have to sign up for all sorts of crazy shit, just the site. Let me know it may not even happen but i was just wondering. Its just because some people who i know read this are now no longer on Myspace and cant read it any more.

...lazy ass fucking MySpace ‘hackers’

This weeks Friday fuck you deal directly with MySpace. And I'm sure every one will agree with me on this on. So recently I have notice a lot more of peoples pages getting hacked into, or fished into; where they obtain your password and then overlap there own HTML onto your profile. Now this really fucking pisses me off. So there is some one out there fishing for peoples passwords and when they get it (they is really just a computer program used to find passwords, that's why they never change it on you) they post comments and pictures or bulletins masking themselves as you, a real person. And what gets me more about this than anything is the reason they are doing this… to spread the word about their business! It's not for your identity, your bank information, or even to pretend to be you because you're prettier than they are! No it's just to spread the word of their website! Now that really makes me want to go and support your website because you sent a computer program after me and obtained my profile password, just so you don't have to spend money on real advertisements!! Here's a hint for you... No one wants a $500 gift card to Macy's especially when it says that "Bob" just took a picture of the card for proof and now all of a sudden "Bob" has a nice French manicure!! WTF Bob why didn't you tell me you were a cross dresser, and that you loved Macy's so much! We know it's not own friends. My friends don't want me to re-mortgage my house; they know I don't own a house! So to all you lazy ass fucking MySpace 'hackers' get a real job and quit fucking around with our shit! To that we all give you a big FUCK YOU!

...life draining, dignity and soul stealing class

Well seeing how it is Friday and I am at my computer I will begin to write and maybe just maybe something will come into my head that will piss me off. Let me start off with some details about what is going on with me right now. First of all it's snowing up here... has been for the last two days, I like that so that's not what this will be about. School sucks but that's no surprise, and this next Wednesday is thanks giving break but unfortunately I have class (BRV) on Tuesday afternoon so I have to stick around till then... this could be about that class... yah I think I will do that. Well for those that don't know what the class is ill tell you a bit about it; so basically this class is an oral history class, we have to go to people in the area and interview them, its not that hard really the interview could be about anything and with any one. But its sucks, no one wants to be in this class for fun. The only reason any one is taking it is for the high level humanities credit with writing, no one wants to be doing this. And we had to buy this huge book that is filled with I guess stuff on oral history I don't know I don't read it. And the ones that I have read are awful stories that don't grab my attention at all, so I don't bother reading them. No one in the class reads them you can tell, a few people do and out of a class of 8 that's not really high numbers. So on Friday mornings we have this class and I am always late because I cook breakfast on Friday mornings so I usually get there 5-10 minutes late and every one knows why, but i still get dirty looks from one of the teachers every time, and the other is just a nut case most of the time laughing uncontrollably at not so funny things while every one else remains emotionless wondering why they are laughing. And today we got a talk about why we should do the readings because it's a class and blah blah blah but they are so dull and I don't blame people for not reading them, sure they are relevant but I think there could be better books to read other than these. Any ways the class just drives me nuts cause I'm only stomaching this for the credits not for the experiences or to be closer to my community, like I said last class "I like the bubble" referring to Sterling College. I don't feel that I need to reach out and be an active part of this community when I'm only gunna be here for this short time. So boohoo no one likes your fucking class deal with it or make it better, so this Friday fuck you goes out to BRV, the class not the people or the teachers but the class as whole. It sucks half the class hates their partners or at least you can tell they don't really want to work together and no one really wanted to do the interviews, so to you life draining, dignity and soul stealing class FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU.