Love Birds

I was home this weekend and went around to some places to pick up applications for Angie, we went to pet supply plus in brockton and i was over looking at the animals they have you knwo the usual a few hamsters, rats, bunny, cockatiels, finches and love birds. now while looking at the love birds i notice a sign that says " must be sold in pairs" after reading i look back at the birds and begin ot count them 1 love bird... 2 love birds... 3 love birds... 4 love birds... 5 love birds (ah ha ha) 5 love birds... strange if they have to be sold in pairs why is ther an odd number?? either there is a group of 3 polymoris love birds where they all love each other? or is ther one love bird that gets left out of all of the loving? this really bothered me how could the store put up sign saying they must be sold in pairs if ther is not an equal amount of birds! now it says they must be bought in pairs not in groups of 3 or one bird by its self that would be agianst the sign! what the hell is going on when love birds have to remain in a cage when they have no one to love, but every one else around them has another bird to roost with?! somethign needs to be done about this fiasco! i say that every one should go there and tell pet smart to either change the sign, get another bird, kill one randomly, or just go up to them and say "FUCK YOU"

talking but no walking people of athurity

My Fuck You go out to people who bitch and complain about cleanliness. I am probably one of the most cleanest people i know what with my OCD and all. So why is it that when it is my week to do dorm chores and i am cleaning that people come to complain about the "mess" that i need to clean. so it all started when it was my week and E-Rat the river rat told me it was my week which i appreciated because i was unaware, and i am on my way to the bathroom and the sink if filled with hair and shaving cream, now thispissed em off becaseu this happens all the time and the person that does this NEVER clean up after himself, so i refused to clean it. It is not the dorm chores persons job to clean up after other peoples neglagence! so i went all day with out cleaning it hopeing that the person would clean it up, and its not hard to figure out who it was, when they are the only one with a shaved face, but it never got cleaned so after like 3 people telling me to clean i finnaly go to clean. so i go to the closet to get the cleaning materials, adn they are all pretty much gone. ther are no rubber gloves to clean the toilet with, luckily matt has a supply. there is no cleaner and what ther is for cleaner it is completely watered down and pretty much useless. so i make a concoction of dawn and water in a spray bottle instead. so i spend about an hour cleaning the dorm, not happily may i add. and then the next day i get informed that i need to clean once again, so i go on a rant about how i just cleaned for the past three days with minimal cleaning supplies and how i was not going to clean up after people neglagence and suggested that we have a meeting about self cleanliness and the possibility of beeter cleaning supplies. Finnaly today i pretty much get told that the meeting is not going to happen and our box got recycled today as well! so now we have no table once again, because the box is seen as clutter. So you Fucking overly talking but no walking people of "athourity" FUCK YOU ! let me clean on my fucking own you god dam slobs!

Green Eggs (Field Reporter Exry)

Well todays Friday fuck you comes straight from our reporter in the field.

Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Suess. a childrens classic about the importance of trying new things...almost everyone has read it and understands at some point the message conveyed...NOT HERE.

i tried to make green eggs for St. Patricks day brunch and low and behold all the pussies here freaked out and bitched and complained...honest ta god its green food coloring!!! theres no need to get all up set, and chances are you went back to your dorm and are gonna talk about it for the rest of the week.

people here really are such pussies. we have to edit our speech, edit our meals, and even edit the color of our eggs b/c this is where all the over sensitive people go to college, can you imagine what life would be like for them if they went to a State school or university.

who knows maybe it will even come up at community meeting and for that i'll say "you will like them you will see, try them try them 1...2...3"

~Exry

underage seat taking mother fuckers

Well this just kinda erked me today so ill write ti in to share... a few of us went to see 300 and it was amazing, but we went to see it in Stowe becasue that was the closet place it was showing, nto that its that far but its further than morrisville. the cool thing about this theater is that they serve alcohol there! and its nto just at the counter, they come over to you while you are seated, kinda like at a baseball game. except that they only do this to the people in the back section of the theater. so we go in and want some beers cause thats a cool thing, but all the seats in the back were filled with people who were deffiantly not old enough to get sold alcohol, so we had to sit in the front and not get served beer while younger folk sat in the back and didnt get served because they were not able to! and i really felt like telling them to move so that i could have a beer but alas i am too nice for that so i didnt get to have amy beer while watching the movie. so to all you underage seat taking mother fuckers! FUCK YOU!

Bizarro Josh's

alright this is dumb and most people wont get it except maybe Angie but I wanna say Fuck You to all the people that look like me and have the same name as me, common you know you hate that too! when some one else you meet is like "hey you remind me of so and so..." I get that so much its unbelievable and alot of the time its with other Josh's as well. so to all you Bizarro Josh's out there FUCK YOU!

crazy fucking freaked out feminist's

Alright this one is probably long over due but lately there has been an "equality" movement here at school and it is driving me (and a lot of people) nuts! Okay so there is people that want equality so what do they do, they make a women's group and start up a major feminist movement here on campus. Does that even make sense? So now because of this movement I have to be cautious of what I say and do, because some one might get offended by it. And now there are all these activities that only women can attend, how does that create equality?! There is a large group of us who see this as just a bad idea all around so we all sat together and thought of doing an event that every one can come to, and announce it so that it is obviously a stab at what is going on. Now whether people pick up on that or not isn't really what we care about but mainly just to show that we would rather have every one together having a good time than in separate groups. Now you might be thinking, if there is a woman's group; why not make a men's group? First of all none or at least of lot of us men don't want a group for just men, and besides that is just separating the sexes even more and creating LESS equality. And not every one in the group that is hosting the pizza party is all male, so that wouldn't work. We are just trying to get our point across that the women here on campus should not feel afraid of the men on campus and feel that they need a women's group. But hopefully this pizza party will be a blast; we already have about 30 people signed up to attend so we are all sure that it will be a success.
But really my main focus here today is to show my disliking of the lack of equality due to this "equality" movement. So crazy fucking freaked out feminist's FUCK YOU!

Soup (rewind)

This weeks fuck you is actually a rewind to almost one year ago, to popssibly one of the best fuck you i ever gave, thats right its the return of the soup fuck you. enjoy :)

February 3rd 2006
welcome back again the "friday fuck you" for a nother exciting adventure in what pisses me off. this weeks fuck you goes out to Soup. no soup is not a nickname for some one i know or a place but it is just what it says... soup. i do not like soup, for me soup is not yummy or convenient, but overly wasteful. as the mainly carnivorus person that i am vegtables rank very low on the food chain. and Soup mainly consists of veggies! so if i do decide to consume a bowl of the brothy goodness it seems to me to be a waste of food. for the only part of the meal i eat is the broth, leaving a pile of green type foods on the bottom of the bowl. i dont like to waste food so soup doesnt make much sense to me, there are just a few exceptions to this 'fuck you'
1. Chicken noddle Soup - it contains chicken(meat) and noodles(pasta) chicken and pasta is a good meal.
2. Beef Stew - not exactly a soup but in the same family. and it once agian contains meat.
3. broccoli and cheddar soup - it contians broccoli one of my favorite vegtables and also cheddar thats it nothing else, no hidden surprises in my soup here.

so you may be asking yourself "why soup? why has this inanimate object become the subject of an intire journal entry and why are you saying 'fuck you' to soup?? well i am saying 'fuck you' to soup for making itself a very easy meal to create and for my school for serving it every day, and once this week it was served for both lunch and dinner! taht is why is say "FUCK YOU" Soup!